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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 04:34

What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

Goldfinger

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Ah so!”

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

From Russia With Love

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

You Only Live Twice

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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The Man with the Golden Gun

Dr No

Octopussy

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

A View to a Kill

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Live and Let Die

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